He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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