is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Jerry, you need to find god
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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