if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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