Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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