Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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