Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
