Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my being single is dangerous.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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