you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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