But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
