the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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