I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
