drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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