im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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