If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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