In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
time to smoke my breakfast
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
pop tarts are not kleenex
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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