So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
