I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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