He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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