Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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