I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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