At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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