Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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