Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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