If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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