i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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