i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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