marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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