Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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