Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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