hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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