naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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