question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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