Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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