i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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