very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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