That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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