Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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