More tranny stories later!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Enjoy the penises
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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