I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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