Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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