Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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