There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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