I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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