woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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