My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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