i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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