i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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