Dual....:-)
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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