I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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