I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
this boner is exhausting
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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